I feel like I ought be able to muster more interest in the presidential elections, but I just can’t manage it. I feel like I should care more about The Sarah Palin Experience, but mostly I am just befuddled by it. I think maybe McCain has gone dotty in his advanced age. I mean, c’mon, Sarah Palin? Really? I guess Admiral Stockdale wasn’t available.
[NOTE: I too am clearly an old man. Jokes about a failed third party VP candidate from 16 years ago? Yikes. For some reason I watched part of the VMA's on MTV the other night. Not only did I not like any of the music, but I didn't even know who most of the people onscreen were. I am a relic.]
I would like to think that this means the Republicans can start with the first draft of their concession speech, but every time I give a little credit to the voting public, they let me down.
Just in case anybody reading this is still on the fence, though, I do have one thing I would like to say. John McCain is really old. He’s 72, and not looking so hot these days. He reminds me a lot of Bob Dole in the 1996 presidential election: an aging warhorse who is well past his prime and has clearly lost a step. Point being, he could go at any time. Septuagenarians get sick and die, for no apparent reason other than just being old, all the time. The average life expectancy for white American males is just under 76 years old. If McCain has a stroke or heart attack, or a resurgence of cancer, Sarah Palin would be the President of the United States. Are you ready for that? I don’t think she is.

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September 16, 2008 at 6:30 am
Space Nakji
Dude, I’m so freaked out by this election, I can barely talk about it, let alone blog anything. I mean… the hypocrisy… the stupidity… the utter disregard for basic rules of logic…
But what can you do? I mean, is she not the embodiment of “every” heterosexual American male’s fantasy? She hunts large animals. She doesn’t use birth control. And she wears short skirts. She could wind up being president just because enough people decided she was fuckable.
All I can say is, I am prepared for the possibility of remaining outside of the United States for ANOTHER four years, sad as the thought may be. My faith in the country sinks day by day.
Where IS my absentee ballot already? Feel free to disregard this comment.
September 16, 2008 at 8:39 am
Pedrobot
She is pretty hot…